I'll Be Your Plastic Toy.
baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.

Joan Jett, LA, 1977

Joan Jett, LA, 1977

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

spookyvvebkin:

"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

image

image

me: damn its hot as fuck outside
me: *wears all black*

chesley92:

belatrilly:

trulyemo:

kingbenito:

puertoricantwink:

henteye:

cartahstaph:

holyviners:

these gifs still break me

every time i see these gifs, i imagine him reading the hate, crying, and telling himself to stay strong for his fans 

and it really hurts me

LMFAO

^this is heartbreaking 3

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algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

kimpissible:

teacher: okay class we are going to go around and introduce ourselves

me: image

kittyphoe:

What satire is: Pointing out the ridiculous nature of oppressive systems by using humour.

What people think it is: License to be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc. as long as you insist you are joking.

What Seth McFarlane thinks satire is: Being racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc. in a funny voice.

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is